Thursday, August 23, 2012

U may B a NetHead

If u can only laugh by saying lol- u may be a nethead
If ur family can only get in touch with u on facebook- u may be a nethead.
If u n ur significant other sit next to each other while cybering in a pm chat- u may be a nethead
If u go to bed when the am alarm goes off and u just left chat and ur too tired 2 go in 2day- u may b a nethead
If ppl can only contact u in chat- u may b a nethead
If u change ur top 40 daily- u may b a nethead
If u and ur wife of 3 years have never physically met- u may b a nethead
If ur only income comes from paypal- u may b a nethead
If u clean the house by logging on 2 ebay -u may b a nethead
If ur bff is Tom - u may b a nethead
If u finally met the woman ur going to marry last night in chat and her pic looks just like Jessica Biel - u may b a nethead
If u change ur status every 5 minutes -u may b a nethead
If all ur favorite shows are on youtube and myspace -u may be a nethead
If u spend 10 dollars a day on mobile web -u may b a nethead
If u take ur date to singshot for karaoke night -u may b a nethead
If u spell to 2- for 4- be b- and you u- u may b a nethead
If u ever cancelled a party because project playlist was down 4 maintenance -u may b a nethead
If Tila Tequila has a restraining order on u -u may b a nethead
If u got ur masters degree without ever leaving da house -u may b a nethead
If u hire sum 1 2 update ur status while u r on vacation -u may b a nethead
If ur friends with Britney Spears just so u can tell her how much u hate her -u may be a nethead
If u got ur doctors degree at dad u -u may b a nethead
If u find all ur dates at yahoo chat - u may b a nethead
If u practice safe sex by cybering - u may b a nethead
If u have 2 get a new keyboard every xmas -u may b a nethead
If u have 200 pics of urself on ms taken with ur phone -u may b a nethead
If all of ur friends are bi lesbian gothic wiccan poets and artists -u may b a nethead
If ur bff isnt talking 2 u because she isnt on ur top 8 - u may b a nethead
If u lost ur cherry in a private chat room -u may b a nethead
If ur alias is Buffy the vampire slayer and ur carrying Spikes baby and fighting the trio and the master with Dark Willow and the charmed ones- u may b a nethead
If u spend ur weekend writing comments to all ur online friends -u may b a nethead
If u only eat when the modem is out- u may be a nethead