Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Gold Dragon

Posted Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:06:18 -0800

He was a gold dragon
A shape shifter
Drake was his name
He could raise the temperature
And generate heat
And cause things to burst into flames
He was born a dragon
But as everyone knows
The gold ones
Can look like us
He used his gifts
To protect the weak
He didn’t have to
He felt he must
One day, he was walking
Through town
And in the alley
He heard a scream
3 low-life thugs
Were robbing some girl
And harming people
Was their thing
Without hesitation
The dragon went in shooting flames
At the three jerks
They were not getting away
From him, cause justice was his work
2 creeps ran for cover
And tried to shoot Drake
From over there
But the heat that he was generating
Dissolved their bullets in mid-air
On the other side of the alley
The meanest thug had his victim and a blade
"Get out of here and let us go, or this bitch will die"
He said
Well, that was a really stupid move
It just pissed Drake off
And suddenly, the thug dropped the knife
Cause it was so burning hot
In a split second,
A stream of light
Knocked the villain outta the way
Then a wall of heat surrounded him and
Took the oxygen away
Then all 3 hoods passed out and fell to the street
When the cops arrived and found them,
They had a tan that could not be beat.
The crime rate started dropping then
And I wouldn’t call it bragging'
To say that the city owed a lot of thanks
To Drake, the gold dragon

Monday, October 31, 2011

One Halloween Night

One Halloween night, Buffy was on patrol in the graveyard, when suddenly Drusilla and Darla attacked her from behind with 666 other vamps. it was a struggle at first, but then Faith and Blade and Willow and Oz and Xander and Anya and Cordelia and Angel and Conner and the charmed ones joined the fight. They slew the bad guys in no time.
Then Angel looked worried. “Its halloween,” he said. “tonight the lawyers sacrifice to the dark lords of the netherworld.”

The source appeared near them in a puff of smoke.

“Now that i have you all together, i can crush you with one blow.”

Faith jumped behind the source and tapped him on the head with a stake. “I dont think so,” she said.

Then the charmed ones appeared behind her. with a white lighter and a powerful demon who was a friend of theirs.

“Not if we can help it,” they said.

“Think you can take us all,” asked Angel?
Then a green demon hunter walked up beside angel and stared viciously at the source.

“How dare you turn on me,” said the source of all evil. “i created you… and cable tv too. what would you do on a Tuesday night without me, asked the dark lord?
Then suddenly the lawyers surrounded them with rifles.

“What do you want us to do with them?” asked the senior partner and high priest.
“Oh,” said the source. “just kill them. kill them all.” then the source disappeared.

“Ok shoot them,” said the senior partner. the lawyers aimed their rifles. suddenly all of them froze.
then Piper said, “You know what, i’m thirsty lets go to my place for some cocoa.”

“OK,” said everyone, and they all walked toward the charmed ones’ home.
“Hey Piper,” asked Phoebe as they left the field. “what about them?” Phoebe motioned to the lawyers frozen behind them.

“O yes i forgot,” said Piper. she unfroze the lawyers and they all shot each other.
“Bad guys are so stupid,” said Buffy. and they all laughed.

the end…..

Saturday, October 29, 2011

They only come for you in the darkness...

Posted Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:37:19 -0700

It was a cold Halloween night, not long ago. And a young girl strolled into the woods.
The moon was full and the stars were twinkling and she could hear the sound of the
campfire crackling in the distance, kids playing, and her friends laughing and telling
jokes around the fire.
As she stepped into the woods, she heard crickets chirping and an owl hooting nearby.
Another step. And she couldn’t hear the children or the campfire or her friends anymore.
The moon was full and the shapes of the trees stood out in the moonlight.
She stepped a little further in, and she heard the owl again and she felt the wind blowing
her coat and hair. She thought she heard voices whispering in the woods, but all she saw
was trees.
She took another step and she listened for sounds. She heard the wind blowing and she
thought she heard a young girl weeping in the woods for just a second. She heard
whispers in the dark, and she felt something stroke her back, or maybe it was just the
Another step. And she saw the foliage on the trees nearby. The woods were darker now,
and she heard voices whispering something in the darkness around her. she looked back,
and saw the light from the campfire. She felt the wind blowing on her face. She heard a
girl crying up ahead. She heard someone whisper her name and she felt someone grab her
foot. She looked down and saw that she had stepped into a vine with thorns. She heard a
young girl crying up ahead, and she heard whispers in the wind. She saw three glowing
figures in the darkness up ahead, for just a second. Then she realized that she was just
seeing headlights on the trees, or was she?
The little girl stopped crying and called for help. She heard wolves growling near the
child. The child screamed and called for help. She felt someone pull her hair back and
whisper in her ear, "join us, Lisa." she turned to see who it was and she saw a skeleton
standing beside her, smiling, and reaching for her. "Join us," the skeleton whispered, its
gold tooth twinkling in the moonlight.
The wolves growled in the darkness now, and the small child screamed. Lisa ran into the
woods to get the child. into the darkness. To the weeping child. She ran to where the
sounds were coming from and she saw child's blue coat in front of a tree. She grabbed the
coat, but it was empty.
She saw ghosts and skeletons coming toward her. The woods were pitch black now. All
she could see was the glowing ghosts and the white skeletons and, nearby, glowing red
She heard growling, and then she saw a werewolf come to her. its glowing red eyes and
its bloody fangs stood out. it reached for her, and the ghosts chanted slowly, "join us"
Lisa gripped the coat tightly and ran back to the campfire. She couldn’t see the fire
anymore, and her fingers and toes were freezing. She ran for what seemed like an
eternity. She could hear the wolves and ghosts following her. She couldn’t see anything
but darkness. She wondered if she would ever get out alive.
Then she felt something grab her head. Her toboggan came off, but she kept running.
Suddenly, something grabbed her foot. She tripped and fell and lost her shoe. She heard
the ghosts coming closer. And she felt the wolves’ breath on her cold cheek.
"Join us! Join us!" the spirits called to her. She felt bony fingers grab her legs and arms.
She saw red glowing eyes all around her. She heard laughter as she felt the hands pull
her, dragging her into the darkness.
She kicked and screamed and shoved at the ghouls. She struggled until she was on her
knees. Then she crawled for the clearing, screaming and kicking the hands off of her.
At last, she made it out of the woods. She ran to the campfire and went home. She
couldn’t turn off the light all night.
The next morning, she went back to the woods with her friends to look for her shoe. At
the edge of the woods, they saw her shoe, stuck on a thorny vine, and a little further back
was her toboggan stuck on a tree branch.
They went inside and got the toboggan, but Lisa wanted to leave right away. As they
turned to walk out, she heard the little girl scream behind her. She turned around and saw
the bloody blue coat lying at the foot of a tree, and beside it was a gold tooth. She turned
to leave and she heard the skeleton laugh from the darkness.
Now every time she turns off the lights, they come for her in the darkness, chanting her
name, and beckoning her to "join us," but she will be safe enough, for you see, they only
come for you in the darkness....

Friday, October 28, 2011

The Legend of Hellhound Woods

Posted Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:58:53 -0700
Doctor Victor Von Frankenstein created a creature from bodies he brought from the
graveyard. He brought the creature to life with a bolt of lightning one Halloween, and
named it Adam. Adam was hideous and deformed and although his heart was beating, his
flesh was still rotting and falling off his body. The villagers were afraid of Adam and
burnt him in an old windmill. Adam blamed Vic for his misery and killed his servants
and family.
Then the creature promised, he would return at Halloween and kill Vic. then he
disappeared into the woods, shouting, "i’ll kill you father," maniacally.
Vic hired an old witch, named Lilith, to protect him from the monster. Lilith brought 6
hellhounds from hell and caged them outside Vic's home. On Halloween night, Lilith
returned to Vic's home, only to find Vic and the 6 hellhounds all gone. The doors to the
cages were sitting open, but Vic was never to be seen again.
Now every Halloween, you can hear the sounds of the hellhounds howling in the woods,
now called Hellhound Woods, and some say they have seen the glowing red eyes of the
beasts. Some even claim to have seen the monster dragging the doctor deep into the
woods, and heard the doctor's screams in the night....